DEGENCOURT

May 19th — the day $TOESCOIN stumbled screaming into this goddamn ecosystem. Seven hundred and fourteen grueling minutes of "degen token" theater on pump.fun. And now it's dragging its bloody carcass onto Raydium for the real hellshow. Nobody held this shit? That's not a feature, pal — that's a scream for help.

103,788 minutes ago, some clownshow fired up a pump.fun "bonding curve" token called LUNA CLASSIC ($LUNC), the most OG dead horse to beat in all of crypto. It staggered over to Raydium like a drunk at last call, now "trading" with a market cap of $198.9K. Somehow, 626 hopeful suckers have lined up to eat the bag.

Alright, bitches — listen the fuck up. We got Proof Launch Official, or $PROOF. Launched May 22, 2026 — about nine days ago. So-called "official" coin, my hairy ass. It's trading at $2.695e-5 a pop with a total market cap of the magnificent sum of $26.7K. Liquidity sits at $13.2K — and don’t worry, I’ll tell you why that’s a cry for help.

Deep in the Florida swamps, SpaceXAI ($SPCXAI) blasted off a mere 23 minutes ago as a pump.fun "graduated" token. Ansem caught the airdrop before the smoke cleared. The concept: "SpaceXAI is a futuristic concept that combines space exploration and tech to inspire innovation". A legit, ambitious mission. In theory.

Bitclub Network, trading as $Bitclub, launched just 193 minutes ago. Upon genesis, the creator wallet immediately vanished from the top holder list — a move so slick that even Sherlock Holmes couldn't confirm if the devs are still cooking in the kitchen or already on a beach. Meanwhile, Ansem slurped what's probably a hefty chunk of this $14.6K market cap via airdrop. The last 6 hours saw a 354% pump—typical front-running before retail gets torched.

Case lore incomplete — the bailiff only recovered fragments. Court is now in session.